... when a line not a line...

Probably the thing that irritates, frustrates, annoys and drives foreigners to distraction is the concept of politely standing in line while waiting your turn to be served!

However, just writing that sentence reminds me that getting to the heart of this blog page is actually necessitates a complete cultural paradigm shift:

When we view something from our own cultural perspective, there is always the assumption that the way I do it, is the correct way, therefore anyone else doing something in a different way has got to be incorrect.

WHEN IS A LINE A LINE?

Now for many of us, this is obvious. However when doing “research” for this blog with some of my friends, asking them how to explain the protocol, the system, the procedure for standing in “line”, I begun to realise that there are many innate rules, in fact some that people have never thought about: it is like it is in the DNA!

But what I have discovered is that there are basically 4 types of “waiting in line” scenarios here (but even using the word “line” is incorrect!)

1. MODERN OFFICES:

At present, there are many banks, Data providers, cell-phone companies and even some government departments that have the computer-generated ticket system. Generally this works fairly well, as long as the computer, the speakers (usually on the highest volume possible) and the screens displaying the numbers of the ticket and the corresponding counter…. are all working harmoniously. This is a system which many foreigners are used to, and are quite comfortable with, until this system dissolves into the 3rd type listed below!

2. CLASSIC LINE:

Again, this would seem to be something that foreigners might instantly recognize: where there is some sort of door or counter, and people seem to standing in a some-what straight line, leading from the door or counter away (though at times it may be in a curved shape as in waiting to check in at an airport). However, this again can easily dissolve into type 3, listed below.

3. SEMI-CIRCLE BUNCH:

This is generally in smaller, traditional type shops: selling local bread, vegetable barrows, meat and chicken vendors, grocery counters with cheese, olives, cold meats (a favorite in this country!) What happens is that people just crowd around the vendor or sales person, and gather together in a clump, trying to get as close to the vendor as possible. As the numbers increase, so does the loudness of the voices (sir, excuse me, please….), the waving of orders or money, the firm but insistent pushing by the person behind you, trying to get their shoulder or arm into the gap between you.

However, there is the inevitable time when someone seems to merely glide to the front of this clump, which somehow opens for him/her, and they get greeted by the vendor and then served straight away. This had left me perplexed for many a year, until I began to join these “semi-circle bunches” just to see if I could work out an understanding of what the requirements are there that allow others to effectively “jump the queue” (or cut the bunch?). This is what I have observed over the years:

How to push in front…

1. Look more sick than anyone else waiting to see the eg: doctor 
2. Appear to be more busy and in a far more of a hurry than all the others waiting
3. Behave like you have more money than anyone else
4. Be in a major crisis, which of course necessitates you going to the front
5. Pay a “small gift” to the receptionist
6. Be known by the vendor (usually because you give really good tips for their service)
7. Look important (sunglasses and a suit)
8. Be a young lady, pretty, well made up and beautifully dressed!! (if the vendor is a man, which usually they are!)
9. Being tall (usually so that your arm is waving higher, or your head is visible, or you can get your arm over the rest of the people, right into the face of the vendor!)
10. Carrying an impressive looking briefcase (which satisfies numbers 2 - 4, 7 above)

In fact, I have heard from a few sources, that if people know they might have to wait in a line or a bunch, they “dress up”, so that by fulfilling as many of the criteria above as possible, they will be willingly let into the front.

SO…. how to get served as a foreigner:

Firstly, get rid of your preconceived ideas about waiting in line (unless of course it is a modern office as mentioned above). Don't get angry! Try and work out which of the types of line it is, and then behave accordingly. If you stand in what you think is a “polite manner”, standing in a type 2 classic line, when it is indeed a type 3 semi-circle bunch, you will not get served. And in fact people will not look at you and think: now there is a polite, well disciplined and sensible person. No… they will look at you a bit perplexed, wondering why you aren't joining the bunch and getting served. In fact after a little while, whoever can speak english will be sent to see if they can help you, as you obviously don't understand how things work!!!

So don't be scared, look and learn and get familiar and comfortable with the semi-circle bunch! And don't despair if a classic line or semi-circle bunch disintegrates into:

4. THE DREADED HYBRID: which is more of a “line-bunch”! It may have started out as a classic line, but then due to the fact that a lot of “important looking people” had arrived, they all go to the front and form their own semi-circle bunch!!!

But again, stay calm, breathe and enjoy the experience: All I can say is there NOTHING as sweet as a hot falafel sandwich, successful bought from a busy shop, where you have triumphed over the semicircle bunch.

If you can do this, you will know you have arrived!

... Where strength and a lot of water are required ...

For some it can be a bit of a shock to discover that you have not realized that the way you clean a house is actually a cultural thing: and that when you live in a different culture, you will find that many more things in your life are more culturally based than you thought. We often then assume that the way WE do things is correct (the right way to do it!) and any other way by definition is incorrect (the wrong way!).

But half the misunderstandings could be avoided if we take the time to understand and learn how and why other people do things differently, and taste the particular cultural flavor that is evident in whatever we are looking at.

Take cleaning the house for example:

How is it “done” in Egypt? Well again, that is such a broad question, and there will be differences in each village, town, city and family, there are some similarities:

SPEED: once Egyptian women (and indeed men) get going with cleaning, they seem to move in a frenzied whirlwind. The aim is to get through the cleaning as quickly as possible, so that you can get down to the good stuff (food and friends!)

WATER: there is usually a lot of water that is used to clean and mop, particularly in the bathrooms. Everything that is movable will be moved out of the bathroom and then all the walls, floors, toilet, basin, bath will be sprayed with water, washed and then sprayed down again. The wonderful thing about most Egyptian bathrooms (and balconies) is that they have small drains in the floor, and then you can simply “squee-gee” the water down the drain. This leaves the entire bathroom wet, but with the heat here (for the bulk of the year) it dries out very quickly. So a good hint is not to have too many things on your shelves or tables in the bathroom (as sometimes they get wet!!)

MOPPING: a lot of mopping also happens: in the shops you can find a variety of products to mop with: soap for tiles, marble, liquid for parquet flooring, wood flooring and any number of types of brooms, mops and buckets. Again, all this done with high energy and speed!

RUGS AND CARPETS: Egyptians are quite proud of having a variety of rugs, mats and carpets: small ones to rather impressively large ones. Fashions come and go, and you can see a variety of the “classic” rugs, with their beauty and style, and then the more quirky modern ones with louder colors and less natural threads. Egypt tends to be a rather dusty place, and keeping these rugs and carpets clean is something every Egyptian woman takes pride in. The easy, but more costly, way of having them cleaned is the local carpet cleaning man! You phone him and  they send a younger “runner” (or 2) to roll up and carry the rugs back to the laundry. They will then beat, wash and dry them, wrap them in plastic, and the same “runners” will proudly unwrap and lay down the new clean carpet for you.

However, if this is not an option, many homes will have daily cleaning ladies, who will (usually once a week, or month, depending on the dust levels) take out the mats, one at a time, throw them across the balcony wall, and then beat them with a carpet-beater. This is a sight to behold, (and to avoid when walking underneath the enthusiastic cleaning lady). Once beaten, they are left in the sun for a period (to sanitize them) and then brought back inside. Once every few months, the carpets will be washed: which involves the usual beating first, and then a strong broom with a soapy mixture to wash the carpet. It will then be hung out to dry.

100 cups and 50 towels….

Preparation for a wedding is complex and convoluted in any culture. Here in Egypt possibly even more complicated is the setting up of the home for the happy couple, and the “who buys what” leaves many of us foreigners completely stunned!
Recently 2 of our Muslim friends (as Christian requirements might be different) recently got married. Watching and listening to the pre-wedding discussions and then visiting the home after the wedding has made me understand that there are many unwritten rules, understandings, requirements that vary from village to town to city, from family to family, from home to home, but the rules (particulalry between the women) are stronger and clearer than if they were actually written down…. and most times the men are rather oblivious!
So from my limited understanding, referring mainly to the Delta region of the country, there is a fairly clear divide between:
THE GROOM: he is generally to provide a flat/apartment (built, finished and paid for) with all the furniture, lights and large electrical appliances. The rugs/carpets and curtains are usually his responsibility but sometimes the bride will get involved with that.
THE BRIDE: and this is where it gets exciting, and the short list grows to immense proportions:
She will bring:

• all the kitchen utensils (pots, pans, blenders, crockery, cutlery)
• all the glassware and tea sets
• trays
• Blankets
• Towels
• Sheets

Now this seems fairly straight forward, until one realises that there is an “expected number” of each of these. As one husband said to me: “how many towels does one really need!”.
However, I have discovered that this is not the correct question: it is not about immediate need, but more like keeping up with the Joneses! Each area actually has an acceptable number of towels, cups and tea-sets that a woman should bring.
One of the wives told me that she was coming to a small town from living in a larger city, and her mother had to find out what was “expected” in that town. Surprisingly, the small town’s requirements were much higher than that in the city.
But from recent discussions, an example of 2 village weddings in the Delta area, the women both bought:

• 100 towels
• 50 cups (mugs and glasses for tea and glasses for water, as well as special glasses for ice cream and juice)
• 3 tea sets (teapot, milk jug, sugar bowl, plates for cake, and cups and saucers)
• 2-3 sets of crockery (plates, bowls, serving bowls)
• 6-10 large fluffy blankets
• 2 -3 sets of sheets for the beds
• 15 local dresses (Aabeyas)
• and 30 “pyjama sets” for at home (a new one for each day of the honeymoon month)
• and of course all the multiple sets of pots and pans that are in the kitchen

But what is the most interesting is the use of a “Niche” (which is a large display cabinet with glass doors) which is usually in the dining area. Inside, under lock and key, will be the best of the glasses, the 3 best tea sets, the best crockery set or 2, and the best sets of drinking glasses and jugs as well as some glass ornaments and trays. These are usually never touched or used, they are to be seen and admired and possibly handed on to the daughters when they get married: and become the family heirlooms. Many husbands I have seen do not really “understand this” but it is something the women are very strong about: Don’t touch!
Then there is the cupboards that house the towels (or the drawers under the bed). Many husbands do not even know where all these things are in the house: but every woman knows exactly how many towels, cups, sheets and blankets she has. Some of these will not even be used for many years, or maybe never used, but handed on.
But these niches and cupboards are something that each bride is very proud of, and when you visit, you will be shown around the cupboards and the niche, where you can “ooh and aah” and congratulate the glowing bride about how beautiful all her cups and towels are… while the husbands scratch their heads and look perplexed!
And then I remember that my mother had a similar small sideboard, where she too kept crockery and cutlery sets, which no one was allowed to touch. And then I remember the “hope chests” or wedding kists of other countries, where hopeful young women (and their mothers) would place various items inside that were hand-made or embroidered table-cloths and linens, stored and viewed by excited neighbours.
We are all very similar…. but here it is so much bigger and brighter!

... David Roberts (1796-1864) ...

As you wander around Egypt, at bookshops, gift shops, stationary shops, one begins to notice a specific kind of artwork that appears in books ad postcards. Many of these are by the Scottish artist David Roberts, who is well-known for his prolific series of detailed lithograph prints from Egypt and the Near East, that he produced from sketches made on long tours of the region. He is an interesting man, who even 150 years later, is still popular.

1796 David was born near Edinburg, Scotland, to a humble family of craftsmen: his father was a shoemaker. But even though he had such a lowly beginning, he became one of the most acclaimed landscape painters of the 19th century.

DRAWING:

His talent for drawing became evident at an early age, when he was so inspired by the circus that he filled the kitchen wall with a procession of animals and people, with surprising skill for one so young. His parents encouraged him to develop this ability and skill, though sadly, coming from a poor family, he was not able to go to school. He was largely self-taught, and had to push through the social barriers of the day and this took several decades!

APPRENTICESHIP: at the age of 10, he was apprenticed to a house painter/decorator for 7 years. It was here that he learnt to paint using various mediums.  

1815  After this, he  got a position as a foreman for a re-decorating project of a Palace.

1816 THE CIRCUS:

He began his career as a painter painting scenery and designing stage sets for a circus (he was almost 20 years old at the time).  At this time he travelled with the circus, on a tour of England. He had to paint the stage designs and create the sets and  also take on several minor stage roles during this time. When he had free time, he would go out into the surrounding areas and paint and sketch what he saw.

STAGE SCENERY PAINTER 

He then developed his theatre experience by working in a number of theaters, and finally entered into the Theatre Royal (Edinburgh) and 1823 Drury Lane Theatre (London.) From here, his work as a scene painter attracted a variety of comments and criticism! But his true heart and love of landscape painting began to evolve as he started oil painting.

1824 he went on a trip to Europe, and as he travelled he sketched monuments and cathedrals with breathtaking detail. On his return home, he turned these sketches into “romantic travel paintings”, which were very much the fashion of the time. He was able to sell many of these.

1825 He worked for the Covent Garden theatre.

1827 The New Royal Scottish Academy did a showing of some of his work

By 1829 he was a full time artist and his own unique style had become apparent.

PRESIDENT OF SBA (Society of British Artists)

In 1831 he became the president of this society, and began his travels in Spain and Tangiers 1832

TOUR TO EGYPT: (and the Holy Land)

In 1838 he left for Egypt (this had been a dream of his since childhood), and had an extraordinary tour that saw him traveling the length and breadth of Egypt. As he travelled, he began to draw: monuments, architecture and people. Initial sketches of each site, and then from these sketches he created his now world famous lithographs. He aimed to sell these as Egypt was quite “the vogue” at this time, and no-one else had as yet begun painting the main sites of the area.

Interestingly his deepest desire was to visit was the site of Rameses 2nd in the heart of Nubia. He made a detailed sketch of this, and in fact every site and monument in the Nubia area. The detailed documentation of these sites in Nubia became particularly valuable, especially with respect to the Nubian temples, after the construction of the Great Dam of Aswan in 1971 (The High Dam as it is known.) This dam caused the flooding of a number of temple sites, and they had to be taken apart and carefully reassembled, sometimes many kilometers away from their original locations. His attention to minute detail was a help in the reconstruction.

When he finally reached Cairo, he already had over 100 sketches and paintings. He remained in Cairo for 6 weeks, and during this time he was permitted to enter a mosque and draw the interior: this was the first foreigner ever to be allowed to do this.

He devoted a great part of his attention to the masterpieces of Islamic architecture.

STYLE:

Once he returned home, David Roberts used the numerous sketches he had made on each site, and his incredible memory. These were gradually transformed into prints which were then published, (by Francis Moon) using a method called “Lithography”, which required the complex task of engraving plates for each picture. Sometimes he would then hand paint additional color onto the prints.

PUBLISHED:

His tour to Egypt was published in London between 1842 and 1849. Egypt and the Holy Land took up 6 volumes (248 lithographs), the first 3 volumes were of Egypt and Nubia.

It shows a picture-story of his unforgettable journey along the Nile Valley and across the Sinai Peninsular and established him as one of the finest artists of his time and earning him the fame his work still produces today.

... the pickles are not what you think ...

Miggelil (pickled veg) are with almost any food you eat:

• a plated meal 
• a sandwich
• breakfast
• liver with rice
• grilled chicken and fried….

you will find a couple of small plates filled with pickles, as a “side dish”.

But let us warn you: the Egyptian pickles have a taste all of their own, rather unique it has to be said.

Though if you can manage to eat a few, they are said to be totally addictive.

RIGHT BACK TO CLEOPATRA:

This staple food of Egypt is said to date right back to the Pharaohs! Cleopatra herself apparently attributed her good looks to a daily diet of pickles! It is thought that in ancient Egypt, people from every class and function consumed pickles daily for their nutritional value.

For centuries, people all over the world have believed in the “power of the pickle”, as they believed, as Cleopatra had said, that these salty vegetables will enhance their beauty!

VEGETABLES:

Egyptians love to pickle a variety of vegetables. The most usual are carrots, turnip and cucumbers. However you can pickle anything: cauliflower, whole chills and even whole small lemons.

The flavour can be a bit shocking at first, as vinegar (used in mainly other picks) is not the main ingredient. Egyptian pickles are more along the lines of vegetables in brine: salt water and lemon are the main pickling ingredients, with chilli or dill added for a different flavour. 

The purpose of these pickles is not to preserve them, but to add a salty, bitter crunch to almost any meal.

IN THE MARKET:

When you walk in a local market, you will usually see a vast array of pickled vegetables, as you will in any supermarket. Wholesalers sell them by the drum, and street sandwich vendors sell them in a small packet or 2. Some women will pickle their own.

But the common theme about these pickles is that Egyptians take a great pride in their sour-salty pickles, and any foreigner who enjoys them will immediately be applauded and welcomed into the family.

ARE THEY NICE?

Doing a rather “informal” survey among our guests, it would appear that out of every 10 people:

1 will really, really like them, and ask after them if not on the table.

2 will actually rather enjoy them (and eat a couple every time they are available)

3 will not dis-like them, but will try one at a few meals, trying to see if the taste grows on them!

1 will try once and never again

2 won’t even try them!

So when you come to Egypt, give one a go and see which kind or person you are… but on advice from our guests, try and little piece of one as a first try, but never never never have a first taste with a whole small pickled lemon: it really is too much too soon!

... Nobel Winners ...

One of the hotels near where we live, is called the “Nobel” hotel. I had always assumed it was supposed to be “Noble”
hotel, but recently went inside a notice the picture with photos of 4 men. On enquiring, discovered that they were Nobel
Prize winners from Egypt. How many of us know about the Egyptian prize winners?

WHAT IS THE NOBEL PRIZE?

The Nobel Prize is an annual international prize, first awarded in 1901, with now over 800 individuals who have received
them. They have been referred to as one of the world’s greatest honours, however controversy over the Nobel prizes is
often quite high. But his is nothing new, beginning with the fact that the man who founded them, Alfred Nobel, made his
fortune from inventing dynamite!

In total, 10 Arabs have won Nobel prizes since they were instituted in 1901.

When considering winners from the Arab world, one theme that emerges is that their recognition often comes in the face of great adversary at home, with turmoil, uncertainty and constant threats that have sometimes turned deadly.

1st EGYPTIAN WINNER:

Anwar Sadat.

Muhammad Anwar El Sadat, born 1918 in Egypt, is the first Muslim Nobel Laureate.

Egypt’s third president, he became a hero for Egyptians and Arabs when he regained Sinai after it was occupied by Israel during the Six-Day War in 1967. 

Afterwards, he negotiated a peace treaty with Israel, for which he was criticized and called a traitor. Nonetheless, President Anwar al-Sadat received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1978, jointly with former US President Jimmy Carter and the late Prime Minister of Israel, Menachem Begin, for their role in forging the peace agreement between Cairo and Israel, known as the Camp David Accords:

"For contribution to the two frame agreements on peace in the Middle East, and on peace between Egypt and Israel, which were signed at Camp David on September 17, 1978."

This was a highly contentious politically situation, and the award stirred up many heightened emotions around the world at the time. Not surprisingly, El Sadat was assassinated on October 6, 1981, largely because of the agreement, during a military parade celebrating Egypt's victory in the 1973 war with Israel.

He was buried at the Unknown Soldier Memorial, in Cairo's Nasr City neighborhood. Sadat is described on the memorial as a "Hero of war and peace".

2nd EGYPTIAN WINNER:

Naguib Mahfouz

Novelist Naguib Mahfouz was the first (and still only) Arab writer to win the Nobel Prize for Literature, which he was awarded 1988.

He was born in Egypt in 1911, and began his writing career as a 17 year old and has his first novel published in 1939. He is one of the foremost writers in modern Arabic literature. He has published 32 novels (half of which have been made into films), 13 collections of short stories (over 100 of them), journalism, memoirs, 200 articles and some screenplays.

He broke through many walls when he was awarded the Nobel Prize, and this was said of him:

"who, through works rich in nuance - now clear-sightedly realistic, now evocatively ambiguous - has formed an Arabian narrative art that applies to all mankind"

He said, “The Nobel Prize has given me, for the first time in my life, the feeling that my literature could be appreciated on an international level. The Arab world also won the Nobel with me. I believe that international doors have opened, and that from now on, literate people will consider Arab literature also. We deserve that recognition.”

These hopes have yet to come to pass. He remains the only Arab to win the Nobel Prize for Literature, the sole representative of a rich language spoken by more than 340 million people.

Mahfouz died of pneumonia and kidney problems in 2006. A military funeral was held for the late writer.

3rd EGYPTIAN WINNER:

Ahmed Zewail

Ahmed Hassan Zewail, born in Damanhour (Delta area) in Egypt 1946, and won a Nobel Prize in 1999 in Chemistry. His first studies were in Alexandrai, but had over 30 degrees bestowed on him! He is known as the father of Femtochemistry, his award was…

"For his studies of the transition states of chemical reactions using femtosecond spectroscopy" 

His Nobel Prize was for his works in chemical reactions across femtoseconds. Through his research, he managed to show, for the first time, that it is possible with rapid laser techniques to study in slow motion how atoms in a molecule move during a chemical reaction, down to tens of femtoseconds (fs) or 0.000000000000001 seconds.

Zewail's experiments led to the birth of the research area called femtochemistry.

Died on August 2nd 2016, after a long battle with cancer. He was given a military funeral in Cairo.

4th EGYPTIAN WINNER:

Mohamed ElBaradei

 Mohamed El Baradei was born in Cairo in1942. He is known as a law scholar and a diplomat. but probably the best known fir his role of Director of the IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency) from 1997 - 2009. 

The aim of this organisation is to make efforts to ensure that nuclear energy is used for peaceful purposes. A highly commendable (and yet very contentious) purpose. His time as president of this organisation saw his efforts in confronting the spread of nuclear weapons,  was, as one can imagine, was a rather intense period.

But in 2005, he and the organisation were awarded a Nobel Prize for Peace, due to their

"efforts to prevent nuclear energy from being used for military purposes and to ensure that nuclear energy, for peaceful purposes, is used in the safest possible way." 

At 74 years of age, ElBaradei is the only Egyptian Nobel Prize laureate still alive. It is possibly fitting to end this brief look at the 4 Egyptian Nobel Prize winners with a sobering quote from Baradei’s Nobel Lecture:

“… only one percent of the money spent to develop new weapons would be enough to feed the entire world and that, if we hope to escape self-destruction, nuclear weapons should have no place in our collective conscience and no role in our security.”

…Ibn Battuta - one of the greatest travelers of all time…

If you were asked who you thought were some of the greatest travelers of all time, who would you say?

* Herodius… 

* Marco Polo….

* Vasco da Gama…

* Christopher Columbus…. 

* David Livingstone…. 

* Captain Cooke….?

Possibly any of the above, but have any of us heard about a Medieval, Morrocan, Muslim traveller, writer called Abu Abdullah Muhammad Ibn Battutah? 

WHO WAS HE?

Ibn Battuta was born on Feb 25th 1304, in Morocco. He was born into the Lawata tribe, of Berber descent. So he would have been a good example of an average middle-class medieval Muslim! He came from a family of Islamic legal scholars in Tangier, who performed the role of Judges at that time, so his education was in Islamic law.

WHEN DID HE START TRAVELING?

When he was 21 years old (1325) ,he decided to go on the Hajj (Islamic pilgrimage to Mecca). This trip should have taken him 16 months, But he did not return to Morocco for 24 years!

WHY DID HE TRAVEL?

Although his main aim initially may have been to fulfill his religious duty and broaden his education by studying under a variety of famous scholars (which he did do) he soon began to travel for its own sake: for the joy of learning about new countries and people. One of his rules was never to travel any road a second time!

HOW FAR DID HE TRAVEL?

His journey lasted about 27 years and he traveled a total of 75000 miIes, 120000 kms, from 1325 - 1353. In his 4 sets of travels, he covered nearly the whole of the known Islamic world at the time and then some:

West: North Africa, West Africa, Southern and Eastern Europe

East: Middle East, India, Central Asia, SE Asia and China. 

He surpassed all his predecessors in the extent of his travels.

HIS WRITINGS:

Ibn Battuta was called  “curious observer”, in that he was interested in ways of life. And although he did not discover any new lands, not make a major contribution to scientific geography, he did leave lasting historical and geographical significance in his writings. His book called “RIHLAH” (Arabic for “journey”) sheds great light on many aspects of social, cultural and political history of many areas of the Medieval Muslim world. He was indeed one of the most ambitious travelers on the Silk Road.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE FINISHED HIS TRAVELS?

He returned to Morocco, and took up the role of Judge, as his father before him and his father before that….

HIS LEGACY…..

His desire was to travel the Earth, and in his time he covered a very large chunk of that. It is interested that his name lives on these days in some quite interesting ways:

• there is a film: Journey to Mecca
• in a video game
• a nursery rhyme
• songs about him
• and an animated cartoon series in Asia
• and…. his name is often used as a “nick-name” for people who love to travel!!